You Hate Children
by tmattner • September 19, 2012 • The Shaming Room, Tracy • 7 Comments
On September 12, the Portland City Council voted unanimously to fluoridate the municipal water supply. Local newspapers have created a very unbalanced public debate, publishing numerous editorials in support of fluoridation while downplaying or ignoring the concerns of pesky protestors.
TAKE BACK THE TAP! (WE DON’T WANT IT ANYMORE.)
In 2009, students at Portland State University started a program called “Take Back the Tap,” which encouraged the student body to reap the health and environmental benefits of drinking tap water. This program is responsible for all those Hydration Stations we love so much. PSU’s Take Back the Tap website asserts that Portland’s water is already “some of the world’s best.” And now we’re scheduled to alter it.
YOU HATE CHILDREN!
Fluoride supporters defend the move, mainly on the claim that it will help remedy health inequities amongst poor children. And you don’t HATE children…DO YOU?!?

(For an illustration of this public relations strategy, watch South Park’s “You Hate Children” episode.)
A lobbying group calling themselves the Everyone Deserves Healthy Teeth Coalition claims that Oregon is in a dental health “crisis,” and that people from lower income communities and communities of color suffer the most—and that water fluoridation is the answer. (So if you don’t support fluoridation, you not only hate children,but you’re also a racist!) Yet in 2010, Civil Rights leaders in Georgia called for an end to fluoridation in their state, saying that “fluoride can disproportionately harm poor citizens and black families.”
MAKING FUN OF LOBBYISTS
The lobbyists’ website makes three major claims:
#1 — “Fluoridating our drinking water will reduce tooth decay by at least 25%.”
Fluoride supporters regularly dismiss conflicting studies on water fluoridation by calling them “unscientific.” Here, the people dismissing the conflicting fluoride studies as unscientific are the ones who publicly misrepresent science. Any statement of certainty (i.e. “it will,” above) is not a scientific statement. (And seriously people, all science aside, common sense will tell you not to believe anyone who claims an ability to predict the future.)
#2 — “It is the safest, most effective, and affordable way to extend dental health to everyone.”
Again if you claim something is “safe and effective,” you are not using the language of science. It’s a problem of induction. There may be no evidence of harm (which isn’t the case with fluoride anyway), but only a quack scientist (or PR firm) would claim evidence of no harm.
A discussion of the safety or effectiveness of fluoride is beyond the scope of this article, though it’s important to note that numerous studies exist to challenge both. One of the most recently released studies showing negative health effects of fluoride came from researchers at Harvard and was published in one of the most respected peer-reviewed health journals. (How utterly unscientific!) In conclusion, these researchers stated:
For years health experts have been unable to agree on whether fluoride in the drinking water may be toxic to the developing human brain. Extremely high levels of fluoride are known to cause neurotoxicity in adults, and negative impacts on memory and learning have been reported in rodent studies, but little is known about the substance’s impact on children’s neurodevelopment…Based on the findings, the authors say that this risk should not be ignored, and that more research on fluoride’s impact on the developing brain is warranted. (The study was published online in Environmental Health Perspectives on July 20, 2012.)
As for affordability, water fluoridation is only affordable because municipalities do not use pharmaceutical grade fluoride, which is far too costly. Instead, they use an industrial waste product from the phosphate industry. According to investigative reporter, Christopher Bryson, “In a sweetheart deal these phosphate companies are spared the expense of disposing of this ‘fluosilicic acid’ in a toxic waste dump. Instead, the acid is sold to municipalities, shipped in rubber-lined tanker trucks to reservoirs across North America and injected into drinking water for the reduction of cavities in children.”
Keep in mind that DDT insecticide, asbestos insulation, and leaded gasoline were also once promoted as safe. Whoops! Connecting the dots, TIME magazine reported in its “The 50 Worst Inventions” series, “For nearly six decades, gasoline companies ignored the known dangers associated with lead to get rich.” And the Oregonian recently called the Everyone Deserves Healthy Teeth Coalition “A newly formed and hush-hush coalition of more than 50 high-profile organizations…quietly lobbying the Portland City Council.” But the Portland City Council maintains that it is deeply concerned about local tooth rot.
#3 – “It will not affect the quality of Portland’s Bull Run Water or our environment.”
Actually, the filtering of fluosilicic acid was forced by successful lawsuits against fluoride-emitting industries for serious cattle and crop damage. Furthermore, there is evidence to suggest that fluoride artificially introduced into drinking water has lethal effects on salmon populations in the Northwest, and potentially other species. As a result of the salmon study, researchers suggested that this information “should lead to the development of a strategy calling for a ban on fluoridation and rapid sunsetting of the practice of disposal of industrial fluoride waste into fresh water.”
THE “SCIENCE”
Theo Colborn, senior scientist with the World Wildlife Fund-US, and one of the world’s leading authorities on environmental endocrine-disrupting chemicals (such as fluoride) writes, “[F]luoride…had not been thoroughly studied before it was foisted on the public as a panacea to protect or improve health.”
And so it appears that the Portland City Council has violated its own principles with this decision. On May 11, 2006, Multnomah County and the City of Portland jointly pledged to use the precautionary principle as a guiding principle for their Toxics Reduction Strategy, a plan for minimizing toxic substances in government operations. “The Precautionary Principle takes a ‘better safe than sorry’ approach by choosing the least toxic alternative and shifting the burden of proof from the public to manufacturers and users of toxic chemicals to prove a chemical’s safety before it is released into the marketplace,” explained Workgroup co-chair and Oregon Center for Environmental Health program director, Neha Patel.
When Mayor Sam Adams now-famously said, “[T]he science is on the side of fluoridation,” he misspoke. The science is conflicting at best. What Adams should have said, had he intended to be accurate, was simply that various health and dental agencies have endorsed fluoridation—which is something altogether different. Dr. Paul Connett, Professor of Chemistry at St. Lawrence University in New York spoke to a crowded hall of concerned citizens on the eve of the city council’s decision. “Endorsements are a good way to sell shoes,” he announced, “but not a good way to determine public health policy.”
And if the science is behind fluoridation, why did the EPA union (comprised of and representing the approximately 1500 scientists, lawyers, engineers and other professional employees at EPA Headquarters in Washington, D.C.) demand that EPA employees receive un-fluoridated water?
They reviewed the science for themselves. Their conclusion: “The implication for the general public of these calculations is clear. Recent, peer-reviewed toxicity data, when applied to EPA’s standard method for controlling risks from toxic chemicals, require an immediate halt to the use of the nation’s drinking water reservoirs as disposal sites for the toxic waste of the phosphate fertilizer industry.”
They claimed that anyone who drinks a single quart of fluoridated water from the public drinking supply receives more than 100 times the dose that a person can receive over the long term with reasonable assurance of safety from adverse effects—from that source alone. On the basis of these results the union filed a grievance, asking that EPA provide un-fluoridated drinking water to its employees.
On June 29, 2000, they also called for a moratorium on water fluoridation in a testimony before the U.S. Senate.
The EPA union went further, publicly stating, “Thus, we took the stand that a policy which makes the public water supply a vehicle for disseminating this toxic and prophylactically useless (via ingestion, at any rate) substance is wrong.”
Fact: Fluosilicic acid is corrosive and may cause fluoride poisoning in high enough doses. The city will regulate the concentration, but clearly has no means to regulate the volume of water consumed by individuals—a key variable in total dosage. (Which really sucks for people who drink lots of water—sorry, athletes!)
It’s true that virtually any substance is toxic in very high doses—water itself, for example, or vitamin C—but unlike water or vitamins, fluoride is not in any natural human metabolic pathway. In other words, it’s not meant to be incorporated into the human body and is known to disrupt vital pathways. (Evidence suggests it is an endocrine disruptor, for one.)
C’MON—EVERYBODY’S DOING IT!
Another overstated fact in defense of fluoridation is that Portland is the only major city in the US to have non-fluoridated drinking water. This type of reasoning is an error in logic known as the bandwagon fallacy. Unmasking this mistake is such simple common sense that your mother used it on you at age ten when she asked, “If everyone else were jumping off a cliff, would you do it too?”
And while the Portland is paying so much attention to what other people are doing, we must have failed to notice the other 56 municipalities in the nation that have halted water fluoridation in the last two years (since October 2010), by Dr. Connett’s count. Meanwhile, our city representatives have elected to invest millions in a project to add it. (No, your Brita filter will not remove it.)
An August 15th Oregonian poll revealed that 74% of Portlanders believe that public health decisions such as water fluoridation should be put to a vote. According to outspoken fluoridation opponent Frances Quaempts-Miller, “This isn’t about ‘Keeping Portland Weird.’ This is about democracy.”
It’s also about informed consent and the right to refuse medical treatment. If Portland fluoridates, the only way to avoid forced medication (or toxic waste, whatever you want to call it) is to buy bottled water. So much for “Take Back the Tap.” But, hey, it’ll be great business for Nestle, a company that is cutting a deal to bottle water on public land in the Columbia River Gorge and then sell it back to us. Huzzah!
Oh, and by the way: tooth decay isn’t caused by a lack of fluoride anyway. It’s caused by the combination of bacteria and sugar. As the bacteria feed on the sugars in the food you eat, they make acids, which attack the tooth enamel and result in tooth decay.
Hey, I have an idea: fluoridate the high fructose corn syrup beverages instead.
To learn more about the science behind the fluoride argument, to join the resistance, or to learn how you can sign a referendum to get water fluoridation put on the ballot for a public vote, visit www.cleanwaterportland.org/







Brilliant! Thanks so much for this. The truth!
Public water, public vote!
Thank you so much, this is great!
One of the best articles (using scientific methods and citations) I’ve seen dispelling the myths pushed by pro-fluoride groups!
Please get this article more exposure!
Thanks so much!
I predict the sun will come up tomorrow. Is that just: a) a myth, b) common sense or c) a fact (backed up by ample evidence)?
Should I not be trusted since I’m making a wildly un-provable claim?
You shouldn’t be trusted for implying that we know as much about the highly complex systemic effects of fluoridation as we do about the Earth’s rotation around the sun. Common sense tells me not trust people who avoid the argument presented to construct a straw man instead.
It’s not a “straw man” to show the lack of logic in the anti-fluoride argument. Predictions based on replicated findings are the basis for things as simple as weather predictions, refrigerating food to avoid food poisoning, and yes (gasp!) even fluoride. To claim that we can never know anything with 100% certainty, and thus must not do anything is sheer folly. To claim that anything less than 100% pure water is poison and giving people cancer is hyperbole and fear-mongering (not to mention a rather elitist position). I’ve been told that when anti-fluorites wave their hands wildly in the air with these claims, they are invoking the precautionary principle. But why aren’t they out protesting chlorine or ammonia or the buffers in our drinking water? Could it be because there is very good science to support the notion that water treatment prevents numerous water-borne illnesses? Or maybe it’s because they’re too busy arm waving that they don’t have time to fetch water from the river with a bucket?
First of all, of course it is a strawman to assert that all scientific knowledges are equal. It’s one of the most naive and ridiculous things you could possibly assert. “Gravity exists therefore all science is true.” It also shows a complete lack of understanding of the history of science, the philosophy of science, and our recent history with better living through chemistry attempts at public health. The fact that people keep making the same “safe and effective” claims over and over to be shown wrong in the end definitely causes me to be skeptical when I hear PR campaigns disguised as science.
“To claim that anything less than 100% pure water is poison and giving people cancer is hyperbole and fear-mongering (not to mention a rather elitist position)” Hey, where’d you find that in the article you just read? Right, you made it up again. One quote is “Fluoridating our drinking water will reduce tooth decay by at least 25%.” And yes, it is unscientific to say this. You can say that, “data suggests fluoridation is correlated with a 25% reduction in tooth decay.” And then I would start asking why data shows such a varying degree of effectiveness of fluoridation around the country and world and maybe cite some other statistics that would be considered odd if you already accepted the truth of the assertion.
There’s an extreme arrogance in your tone that assumes that you’re talking to people who have no experience with science. You also speak as though science is an insulated “thing” that has somehow shields itself from economic/political influences and basic human tendency to ideology and groupthink. It’s just science. And science just is. This is actually more like religion than skeptical inquiry. Maybe you have, but if you haven’t, check out Thomas Kuhn’s “The Structure of Scientific Revolutions” and maybe Nassim Nicholas Taleb’s “The Black Swan”. To presume first that skepticism is an unscientific trait is, again, ahistorical and actually exactly backward. And, of course, one should go about examining one’s own biases before one attacks another’s if one truly cares about ‘the truth’. Science is a tool of investigation. A very imperfect tool, the best we’ve got, but one that should be wielded with a significant degree of humility if history is any indication.
It’s probably reassuring to your ego to go around pretending that you’re operating from some privileged position of knowledge where everyone who doesn’t “get it” is a lunatic, conspiracy theorist, or uneducated, but you’re basically entering into your own self-delusion and, from what I can gather from the laments of the most outspoken fluoridation proponents, some seriously ridiculous groupthink and elitism. Rather than deal with the nuance, you simply assert that there is none and dismiss everyone who might be skeptical as part of a big block of morons, reactionaries, and conspiracy theorists. Because you don’t think there’s a reason to be skeptical, there’s just no reason to be skeptical. So, you get the inevitable results of foregoing an outreach campaign to explain the supposedly overwhelming science to the public. And people are surprised that there’s a strong public reaction? What bubble do you live in?
The body and ecosystems are fucking complex. Anyone who pretends to have an absolute knowledge of the effects of a very reactive chemical on the body and the surrounding environment — especially asserting a predictability comparable to the sun rising every day — is a charlatan. Our models are nowhere close to that kind of accuracy. And even where models claim accuracy, remember that they are models — you know, abstractions and simplifications of the science of life so that we can kind of understand details that are extraordinarily difficult to get a hold on. In an era where individualized medicine is on the horizon, the prospect of returning to 1950′s style health ‘solutions’ is absurd. It’s an example of austerity — we literally just accept the fact that we live in a society where we can’t pay for health care for people, so we go with the cheapest and broadest alternative. Of course the economics of the day have an influence on this debate. That you’d rather not talk outside of the institutions of science doesn’t take this fact away. Not to mention that there is good reason to have an ethical commitment to not releasing an effluent into the surrounding ecosystems that may have negative effects on flora and fauna. Sorry, I don’t play the it’s either people or the environment game and we don’t know nearly enough about it to say with confidence that there aren’t negative effects. There may not be negative effects, but there’s research to be done. Other crazy lunatic anti-science groups like some doctors and scientists in Portland think so as well. So yes, precaution. What a conspiratorial concept.
I’m actually agnostic about whether fluoride definitively has negative effects (I mean, obviously it does — fluorosis — and at high concentrations some really nasty shit happens) and how negative they actually are, but when I apply my critical faculties and read the literature that’s available, I just don’t have the same confidence that other people do that it is entirely benign in the body and environment. And it definitely doesn’t give me anything new to think about when some assholes, who have probably never practiced science or thought deeply about the implications of a hyper-techno-capitalist society where people blindly believe in the progressive wisdom and impartiality of science, come around to tell me how thoughtless and naive I am.
Science isn’t a weapon. And if you think it is, you don’t get it.