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    Portland Unveils Plans for Downtown “Green & Local” Shopping Megacomplex

    by  • August 13, 2013 • Jess, Satire, Sustainable Cities • 2 Comments

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    On Tuesday morning, Charlie Hales announced plans to build an ecologically-conscious-themed “Green & Local” shopping megacomplex in the heart of downtown Portland. The megacomplex, to be built by HDR, will replace nearly 40 square blocks of inner NW Portland, just north of Burnside. [See related: PolitiFact: Is it true that Charlie Hales in the...

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    Obama Appoints Anti-Abortion Supreme Court Justice
    Liberals ‘Just Thankful a Democrat was in Office’

    by  • August 2, 2013 • Jess, Satire • 2 Comments

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    Earlier today, sources inside the White House reported that Obama has selected Perry Harbuckle to replace the vacant seat on the Supreme Court, left by retired Justice Ruth Ginsberg. Harbuckle, having no previous legal or judiciary experience, comes from the private sector. His previous occupation was as CEO of a major Wall Street mortgage...

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    Dear Uncle Sam, You Made Me Love You

    by  • July 6, 2013 • Jess, Satire • 0 Comments

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    The world is in peril. Evil muslo-fascist extremist liberal commie drug-dealing terrorists are lurking in the darkened alley ways of every civilized city. Every time you spend the sweet cash of freedom, their fingers twitch, ever-eager to press the button that will activate a bomb. A nukular bomb. Any nukular bomb. Anywhere. Uncle Sam...

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