• About Jess Hadden

    Livestreamer. Activist. Multimedia guy. Author. Recluse. Miser.


    Portland Unveils Plans for Downtown “Green & Local” Shopping Megacomplex

    by  • August 13, 2013 • Jess, Satire, Sustainable Cities • 2 Comments


    On Tuesday morning, Charlie Hales announced plans to build an ecologically-conscious-themed “Green & Local” shopping megacomplex in the heart of downtown Portland. The megacomplex, to be built by HDR, will replace nearly 40 square blocks of inner NW Portland, just north of Burnside. [See related: PolitiFact: Is it true that Charlie Hales in the...

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    Obama Appoints Anti-Abortion Supreme Court Justice
    Liberals ‘Just Thankful a Democrat was in Office’

    by  • August 2, 2013 • Jess, Satire • 2 Comments

    Supreme Court

    Earlier today, sources inside the White House reported that Obama has selected Perry Harbuckle to replace the vacant seat on the Supreme Court, left by retired Justice Ruth Ginsberg. Harbuckle, having no previous legal or judiciary experience, comes from the private sector. His previous occupation was as CEO of a major Wall Street mortgage...

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    Dear Uncle Sam, You Made Me Love You

    by  • July 6, 2013 • Jess, Satire • 0 Comments

    The world is in peril. Evil muslo-fascist extremist liberal commie drug-dealing terrorists are lurking in the darkened alley ways of every civilized city. Every time you spend the sweet cash of freedom, their fingers twitch, ever-eager to press the button that will activate a bomb. A nukular bomb. Any nukular bomb. Anywhere. Uncle Sam...

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    Press Release from the organizers of Camp Cascadia/Occupy Mt. Tabor

    by  • July 2, 2013 • Jess, Water Wars • 0 Comments

    Screenshot of communication from Sergeant Craig Dobson to Camp Cascadia/Occupy Mt. Tabor organizers.

    Open Letter in Reply to Sergeant Craig Dobson’s Facebook Message to Camp Cascadia/Occupy Mt. Tabor Organizers: On Friday, June 28th, 2013, Sergeant Craig Dobson sent an electronic message to the administrators of the Camp Cascadia/Occupy Mt. Tabor Facebook page. We recognize that the men & women of the Portland Police Bureau drink the same...

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